Ladies, are you built for speed or for comfort?

Clarification:

Speed – ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging a bullet, state-of-the-art, lean and mean, pre-packaged, out of rehab, in denial, cocked, locked, and ready to rock!

Comfort – under the radar, low profile, low maintenance, user friendly, cost effective, pre-approved, take it slow, go with the flow, super-sized, clinically proven, and ready to wear!

ahead of the curve – always
riding the wave – like a pro
dodging a bullet – try not to get in situations like that
state-of-the-art – never had plastic surgery, so i guess not
lean and mean – yes and only when i need to be
pre-packaged – eeww
out of rehab – never been in, so how could i be out?
in denial – never a good place to be
cocked – cocky, sometimes
locked – at least not locked up
ready to rock! – hell yeah

under the radar – when it’s necessary
low profile – except when i’m dancing
low maintenance – takes me 30 min to get ready
user friendly – gotta be a friend first
cost effective – my only splurge is hot tennis shoes
pre-approved – gotta get that from my mom
take it slow – safer than sorry (life lesson)
go with the flow – if i agree
super-sized – larger than life
clinically proven – not that predictable
ready to wear – gotta iron out a few wrinkles first

why did i just answer like that? cuz women are crazy, complicated, and i’m bored

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